Why Dean Cain?

Reasonable question. To set us apart from boring rating systems, we decided to judge against our favourite TV movie star. He’s in some really terrible ones, but we don’t begrudge the man getting money however he can.

Every review will be rated on a scale from 1 to 4. Since it’s only fitting that our nemesis Dean Cain* would be the barometer for our final decision, we’ll rate the movie with one of the following Dean Cains:

1    Not too shabby. Actually pretty enjoyable overall.

2    Got some shit brewin’ here, but still not the worst.

3    Oh boy, here we go. This one has got ISSUES.

4    The very worst. Barely tolerable. Alex’s forte.

* It should be noted that it took us a REALLY long time to find an angry face of Cain, leading us to believe he is a super happy dude IRL. He still makes a lot of bad movies though.

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