Recap: The Christmas Calendar (2017)

I’m back with approximately one recap after having a baby. I’m surprised I even made it this far. I’ve forgotten how to self-edit so this thing is WAY too long. Welcome back to me!

Recap: Broadcasting Christmas (2016)

Broadcasting Christmas is the latest Dean Cain holiday themed movie to arise from the Faustian pact he’s apparently made with Santa Claus that forces him to star in at least one holiday themed movie every year.

Alex and Laurie Co-Recap: A Firehouse Christmas (2016)

Cozy in for a long winter’s bitchfest, my friends. This one was a fuckin’ doozy and you can tell right from its extremely serious, unfestive poster.

Recap: A Cinderella Christmas (2016)

My biggest regret is that I watched this at the worst time – pregnant and unable to drink to make it bearable.

Recap: June in January (2014)

Surprise, surprise: another Hallmark movie that really, really doesn’t like women.