Recap: Becoming Santa (2015)

Why the hell is Jack Frost not in this poster?

Recap: A Christmas Detour (2015)

A Christmas Detour is like a car wreck in that you can’t look away. Proof? That car wreck line is used as a term of endearment between the leads.

Recap: 12 Gifts of Christmas (2015)

I do not understand what is happening in this poster. Are they in a painting? Are those paint cans in the corner? SHE’S NOT A COMMERCIAL PAINTER.

Recap: June in January (2014)

Surprise, surprise: another Hallmark movie that really, really doesn’t like women.

Recap: A Very Merry Mix-Up (2013)

This movie has got our number, folks. We’ve got many, many tropes bundled into one cozy movie: dead parents, plucky protagonists, miscommunications galore, boring boyfriends, and the eternal love of Christmas tradition.