Recap: Wish Upon a Christmas (2015)

Debuting the unlikely crossover fanfic of Rosemary’s Baby/Wish Upon a Christmas.

Recap: Christmas Incorporated (2015)

Hallmark, stop putting two good-looking people together and hoping the movie works itself out.

Recap: Baby’s First Christmas (2012)

I wish I loved myself more. I wish I had looked in the mirror and told myself, “You don’t need to review this movie. You don’t need to watch it twice. You don’t need to do this.”

Recap: The Christmas Parade (2014)

Headline: Small Town Government Officials Abuse Power for Personal Gain at Christmas

Recap: Grumpy Cat’s Worst Christmas Ever (2014)

What were you thinking, Lifetime? You had a perfectly great Christmas movie rife with dozens and dozens of terrible scenes just waiting to be put into a hilarious recap. Instead, you shoehorned Grumpy Cat into the movie and she ends up doing my job for me. The inclusion of Grumpy Cat ends up ruining Grumpy Cat’s own movie.